Weee skit

Required: 4 to 8 scouts and 1 leader or patrol leader
Script: All scouts lay in a line sleeping with leader at one end and scout #1 at the other.

scout #1: I gotta go Wee.
(each scout passes the request down the line until it gets to the leader)
leader: you'll have to hold it.
(scouts pass the reply back)
scout #1: I really gotta go Wee.
(pass it down)
leader: No, go back to sleep.
(pass it down)
scout #1: But, I REALLY, REALLY gotta go Wee.
leader: Alright, go then!
scout #1: (stands up, runs around yelling) WEEEEEEEEE!

Walk-on: The Squirrel
Equipment NONE, 2 SCOUTS
Preparation MINIMUM- RUN IN SKIT
Action Scout 1 runs in around the fire and on to stage yelling, “ They’re after me, they’re chasing me. The squirrels’ are chasing me, where I go!!!!!” Scout 2 runs in trying to calm scout 1, “ What’s wrong? Who or what is chasing you?”
Scout 1: The squirrels’ are chasing me!!
Scout 2: What do you mean the squirrels are chasing you?
Scout 1: The squirrels are chasing me!!!! You know little fat gray furry things!!!!
Scout 2: I know what a squirrel is, but why are they chasing you?!
Scout 1: (With a sheepish grin) ‘Cause they think I’m nuts!!!

Bear Chase
Equipment Two scouts wearing boots, one pair of tennis shoes,and a campfire.
Preparation The two scouts are sitting around the camp fire.
Action First scout: Turns quickly as if he heard something, then bends over to put on his tennis shoes.
Second scout: What are you doing?
First scout: I am putting on my tennis shoes.
Second scout: I can see that, why are you putting on your tennis shoes?
First scout: Theres a bear coming into camp.
Second scout: How will tennis shoes help, you can't outrun a bear!
First scout: I know I can't outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.

Brains For Sale
Equipment None
Preparation Practice.
Action Scout 1 (yelling)"Brains for Sale" "Brains For Sale"
Scout 2 - What kinds do you have?
Scout 1 - Well, This one is $100. It is the brain of a doctor.
Scout 2 - That's not good enough. What else do you have?
Scout 1 - Well, this one is $250. It is the brain of Albert Einstein, the great scientist.
Scout 2- That is neat. You have anymore??
Scout 1 - Yeah, This one is for $1 million dollars.
Scout 2 - Wow, Why so expensive.
Scout 1 - It is the brain of a Scoutmaster, it never has been used.

This can be changed using a camp director, favorite staff member, tenderfoot, etc in place of the Scoutmaster.